Humor Quote by Justin Villanueva

“The woman tells me I'm a monster, but there's a little beast in her that she unleashes from time to time.”

— J.M. Darhower

“Women are extraordinary creatures!”

— Roman Payne

“At first he thought she was an ordinary woman. Well, an ordinary dead woman anyways.”

— Lori Lamothe

“Women without men, I realized then, are totally different creatures.”

— Shashi Deshpande

“Monsters have the worst taste in women.”

— Tera Lynn Childs

“Believe it or not, that was tame compared to some of what I hear. And women think men are lechers. Women can be barracudas,…

— M. E. Montgomery

“fact. Of course, she always went and spoiled the appeal by opening her mouth. In his humble experience, the world had yet to produce…

— Gail Carriger

“I’m the woman who makes the monsters go away.”

— Craig Schaefer

“Women. They are a complete mystery to me.”

— Stephen Hawking

“Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil.”

— Donal Harding

“I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“She tried to live like an ordinary woman, but some women cannot live an ordinary life.”

— Philippa Gregory