Afraid Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

“Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil.”

— Donal Harding

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh,…

— Jerry Seinfeld

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“He shushed her, laughing. “I’d like to be that spider, if that woman was you.”

— Brynn Kelly

“Who knows what lies in the hearts of men? And more importantly, who cares so long as they open our jars and kill spiders?”

— Candace Vianna

“But women- this I will never understand- they are touched by the oddest things”

— Richard C. Morais

“Never try to understand a woman. It will drive you insane, and you still won’t understand.”

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“You have to listen to women. You should never ignore a woman's fears.”

— Roberto Bolaño

“Maybe she herself is a kind of fatal woman, like Marilyn Monroe in Niagara, with invisible spider webs coming out of her, entangling men…

— Margaret Atwood

“Women are really strange, if you think about it. But this was no ordinary woman. This was a succubus—a life sucking monster.”

— Justin Villanueva

“I figured a woman can't be understood the way a man can. Women have purposes men can't even imagine.”

— Craig Davidson

“Will never understand what women want. What do they want? They eat green salad and drink human blood.”

— Saul Bellow