Humor Quote by Jonathan Maberry Download Open image ““It's cloaked in cultural mumbo jumbo, but I assure you that it is very hard science.”” — Jonathan Maberry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Pseudoscience Science Zombies
“That's the way with civilized men. When they can't explain something by their half-baked science, they refuse to believe it.” — Robert E. Howard Copy Share Image
“I have the strong impression that scientific communication is being seriously hindered by poor quality abstracts written in jargon- ridden mumbo jumbo.” — Sheila M. McNab Copy Share Image
“Nobody knows how to do it except the Egyptians. Even modern science.” — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“Science is the process of obscuring the marvelous with explanations.” — James Rozoff Copy Share Image
“They made a science out of people?" she said. "What a crazy science that must be." --"Mr. Z” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“And tell me, Perseus Jackson"--I flinched when he said my real name, which I never told anybody--"what will people think of your 'science' two… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Science has taught us that what we see and touch is not what is really there.” — Hans Christian Von Baeyer Copy Share Image
“Revere those things beyond science which really matter and about which it is so difficult to speak.” — Werner Heisenberg Copy Share Image
“good science is to see what everyone else can see but think what no one else has ever said.” — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
“Science is marvellous, it never rests and never accepts any simple answer at face value.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Maybe you should go make that call again. Ask very specifically how much of who's ass needs to be kissed here. I'm pretty sure… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“Lilah growled low in her throat, grabbed his shirt with both hands, and hauled him toward her. Into a kiss that was fierce and… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
Suddenly all those careful preparations disintegrated as predators far more dangerous than the walking dead proved what all wise killers already knew: that nothing… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“Suddenly we were in outer space. Aboard a rusty old piece of junk freighter. Far away. And in real trouble.” — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“The four of them stared at me. Half an hour ago we were strangers and I was beating the crap out of them; now… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“The word "impossible" used to mean something. It was a line that couldn't be crossed. It was the outer edge of the safe zone.… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“Boy, there are people who conquered half the world, slaughtered whole populations, wiped cultures off the face of the planet, and you know what… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“Okay," I said slowly, "but what the hell would you mate a horse with to get a unicorn, because I don't see horses and… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“There were more of them out there. More walkers. And I was being asked to step up and be... what? Some kind of Captain… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
There are moments that define a person's whole life. Moments in which everything they are and everything they may possibly become balance on a… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“Leaving is never easy,” said Tom. “Even when you know you have to go.” — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
UNMARKED is both gorgeous and hideous. A frightening and disturbing tale spun with great beauty. Absolutely riveting. — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image