Comedy Quote by John Mulaney

I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to.

— Johnny Depp

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

— David Cross

I usually joke around, especially on set.

— Michael Pena

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

— Demetri Martin

I've never considered stand-up. Luckily I'm given great lines to say. I'm not sure how great my timing would be if I actually had…

— Emma Caulfield

Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the movies. You…

— Bruce Campbell

I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage.

— Adam DeVine

I'd been writing jokes since I was 16, not very good ones though, but I was always trying to make my mates laugh.

— Russell Howard

I performed stand-up because I didn't have to ask anyone's permission. My set was never joke-centric. It was a performance.

— Michael Keaton

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were…

— Wanda Sykes

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

— Julia Sweeney

I did my first set at a talent show, and I couldn't finish because the judges didn't like my jokes. They were 'offensive.'

— Jermaine Fowler