Able Quote by Johnny Depp Download Open image “I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to.” — Johnny Depp ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Able I can Jokes
I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon as I did my first set, it didn't matter. Everything I thought… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
We always joke now like, you know, the more experienced we get making stuff, we're like, "Never leave set without a shot of each… — Mark Duplass Copy Share Image
I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it very rarely… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I did my first set at a talent show, and I couldn't finish because the judges didn't like my jokes. They were 'offensive.' — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
When you truly have fun on the set it translates into a funny show on tv. — Olivia Stuck Copy Share Image
I still approach a scene as one would approach a solo. There's nothing set or pat. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I just watched cartoons for three years, and that had a strong affect on me. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
An actor shouldn't have to leave the set and go home and write a bunch of stuff for a bunch of other people, the… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge." Then he will be… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I'm attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I'm interested in the human condition and what makes people tick. I'm interested in… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
They say the world used to be bigger. The world's still the same--there's just less in it. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I don't trust anyone who hasn't been self-destructiv e in some way, and who hasn't gone through some sort of bout of self-loathing. You've… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
I have observed this in my experience of slavery, - that whenever my condition was improved, instead of its increasing my contentment, it only… — Frederick Douglass Copy Share Image
There is something about the South that accepts the supernatural. If you don't accept it and you're having a conversation with someone who does,… — Alice Englert Copy Share Image
In the '80s, the way radio was programmed, if you didn't have a hit record you weren't going to be able to make any… — Huey Lewis Copy Share Image
I think I've had the longest career of strength, focus, and still being able to sell records. I think I'm that guy. I'm still… — Nas Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Thinking about the things that happened, I don't know any other ball player would could have done what he (Jackie Robinson) did. To be… — Pee Wee Reese Copy Share Image
Government schools, with your tax money, now discourage the teaching of multiplication tables by rote memorization but teach reading by the 'look-and-say' method which… — Greg Perry Copy Share Image
I don't know if I would qualify as mainstream. I think I have managed to function pretty successfully on the fringes of the music… — Pat Metheny Copy Share Image
What we're supposed to do as actors is be able to portray real human beings and emotions. And if you grow up in this… — Emily Browning Copy Share Image
The reason that Apple is able to create products like iPad is because we always try to be at the intersection of technology and… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
