Jokes Quote by Julia Sweeney

I've never considered stand-up. Luckily I'm given great lines to say. I'm not sure how great my timing would be if I actually had…

— Emma Caulfield

I could never do stand-up because it's that thing of having to get up on stage. And out of every 10 jokes you tell,…

— Daniel Radcliffe

For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually,…

— Eugene Mirman

I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way. The comedy…

— Eugene Levy

I know from doing stand-up, I don't want to do a joke that I don't trust.

— Neal Brennan

I have a hard time describing myself as a standup comedian because I don't feel like I'm doing stand up jokes more than I…

— Patti Harrison

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

— Maynard James Keenan

People keep referring to me as a standup, and that just doesn't sit well with me because a lot of my friends are standups…

— Nick Offerman

For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening. When I'm making jokes about cake…

— Jim Gaffigan

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.

— Eugene Levy

When you're doing standup, it's just you. It's your written jokes. You perform it however your personality is.

— Tony Rock

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some…

— Demetri Martin