Doing Quote by Neal Brennan Download Open image “I know from doing stand-up, I don't want to do a joke that I don't trust.” — Neal Brennan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Doing Joke Know Trust Want
I've never considered stand-up. Luckily I'm given great lines to say. I'm not sure how great my timing would be if I actually had… — Emma Caulfield Copy Share Image
I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
When you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that. — Rob Brydon Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way. The comedy… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I could never do stand-up because it's that thing of having to get up on stage. And out of every 10 jokes you tell,… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Standup is a place where, as long as it's funny enough, you can say your most embarrassing things, shameful things and disappointing things. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
If the word police want to come and get me, they can come and get me. If someone wants to blog about me, fine.… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I can always tell the demographic that will probably recognize me - white dudes, sort of skater-y hip hop white dudes, and working class… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I think it's naïve to think white people aren't singing along directly! — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
The biggest problem in America is most people believe poor people are poor because they are lazy. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I don't think people understand what comedy is supposed to do. We will observe things, we will make fun of things. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot." — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
[Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique,… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I generally don't read articles about myself/'Chappelle's Show,' nor do I read reviews. It's basically playing Russian Roulette. They're not all gonna be positive. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
My entryway into hip-hop was - my biggest introduction was obviously like, you know, the Def Jam, Run D.M.C., Beastie Boys, like, that conglomerate. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
You can say whatever you want, but there's going to be consequences to it. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I love casting against type and doing things you wouldn't expect, because I think you get more interesting performances that way. Hollywood loves to… — David S. Goyer Copy Share Image
If you think you're doing everything right, then you have a tendency to stand pat. — John Stockton Copy Share Image
It took me 20 years to buy an electric typewriter, because I was afraid it would be too sensitive. I like to bang the… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
I was in high school and I had an independent album out, and we kept sending that out, and I was doing shows. No… — Tyler Hilton Copy Share Image
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“I take my actions because of my passion not because of compulsion.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
When the dollar collapses, it's not doing it in a vacuum. If the dollar loses value, it's doing so relative to some other currency.… — Peter Schiff Copy Share Image