If the word police want to come and get me, they can come and get me. If someone wants to blog about… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I think the future belongs to the comedic polymath. It belongs to the person who can generate the most good material in… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
'Jersey Shore' is one of the best shows of all time. They had so many hooks. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I get that money is important, and it's scary to think that you won't have enough. At the same time, we can… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I think that [Eddie Murphy's famous "White Like Me"] is probably the first time I thought, "Oh. Being black is different. That… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
Steve Allen was on Johnny Carson one time - I looked for it, but I couldn't find it - and he read… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
If the word police want to come and get me, they can come and get me. If someone wants to blog about me, fine.… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I can always tell the demographic that will probably recognize me - white dudes, sort of skater-y hip hop white dudes, and working class… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I think it's naïve to think white people aren't singing along directly! — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
The biggest problem in America is most people believe poor people are poor because they are lazy. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I don't think people understand what comedy is supposed to do. We will observe things, we will make fun of things. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot." — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
[Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique,… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I generally don't read articles about myself/'Chappelle's Show,' nor do I read reviews. It's basically playing Russian Roulette. They're not all gonna be positive. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
My entryway into hip-hop was - my biggest introduction was obviously like, you know, the Def Jam, Run D.M.C., Beastie Boys, like, that conglomerate. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
You can say whatever you want, but there's going to be consequences to it. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
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