Humor Quote by John Corristine Download Open image ““You are like a lighthouse in a bog, brilliant but useless.”” — John Corristine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“There is something comforting about a lighthouse. In the dark of the night, hold on to the light, and you’ll get back home safely.… — Lisa Schroeder Copy Share Image
“It is extremely difficult to say with any sense at all of adequacy what To the Lighthouse is all about.” — Arnold Kettle Copy Share Image
“Are you looking for a lighthouse? Let me give you an advice: When you improve your own mind, you become your very own lighthouse!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“A lighthouse if for others; powerless to illuminate the space closest to it.” — M. L. STEADMAN Copy Share Image
“To know if I'm alone in my longing, a lighthouse signaling to an empty sea.” — Colleen Oakley Copy Share Image
“This is our place. Through the harsh waves, the lighthouse stands strong and guides the wanderers safely home. Like many others, who may be… — Matt Juhl Copy Share Image
“Lighthouses are not just stone, brick, metal, and glass. There's a human story at every lighthouse; that's the story I want to tell.” — Elinor DeWire Copy Share Image
“He had been my lighthouse, leading me to safe harbor without fail. He'd weathered the storms with me, holding out hope I would find… — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
“Anything for a quiet life; as the man said when he took the situation at the lighthouse.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Be the lighthouse that bears the torment of the storm, but never forget to show the saving lights of life.” — Debasish Mridha Copy Share Image
“Though I imagine we're killing ourselves right now in all manner of ways that'll seem insane to people in the future. And as doors… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
