Humor Quote by Jen Campbell

“Customer: I'm looking for a book for my son. He's six. Bookseller: How about this one - it's about- Customer: Yeah, whatever, I'll take…

— Jen Campbell

“CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?”

— Jen Campbell

“The trouble with bookshops is that they are as bad as pubs. You start at one and then you drift to another, and before…

— R.T. Campbell

“When you walk past a bookshop you haven't visited before, you have to go in and look around. That's the family rule.”

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

“I can’t see any other reason he would shut down the bookshop, unless it was to help you somehow. He loves books.' She gives…

— Jessica Spotswood

“I don't browse in bookshops, I browse in libraries, where you can take a book home and read it, and if you like it…

— Helene Hanff

“I’m getting tempted to visit the Bookhouse myself. No telling what else you’d find on those shelves.”

— Mark Frost

“Take my books away, and I should be desperate!”

— Emily Brontë

“Opening the shop gave her, every morning, the same feeling of promise and opportunity. The books stood as neatly ranged as Gipping's vegetables, ready…

— Penelope Fitzgerald

“A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.”

— Sean Connery

“Since when did you start plucking books off the children's shelf, Leona?”

— Elizabeth Lynn Casey

“No thanks; I'd much rather pretend I'm somewhere else, and any time I open the pages of a book, that happens.”

— Jodi Picoult and Samantha Van Leer