“Customer: Do you have any crime books involving speeding fines?” — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.” — Jen Campbell Bible Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: Oh, look, these books are all signed. (Pause) I wonder who signed them ?” — Jen Campbell Book Copy Share Image
“It makes me sad that grown up books don’t have pictures in them. You’re brought up with them when you’re younger, and… — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“Sometimes bookselling is the best job in the world, and sometimes it isn’t (as you’ll soon find out). However, one thing is… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: Is your mother around ? BOOKSELLER: ... I run this bookshop. CUSTOMER: Oh. Sorry.” — Jen Campbell Humor Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: I read a book in the sixties. I don’t remember the author, or the title. But it was green, and it… — Jen Campbell Book Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be… — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“And then I kissed you and, for that second, just for that one moment, the whole world and all its bullshit completely… — Jen Campbell Kissed Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook. BOOKSELLER: The Dinah… — Jen Campbell Cookbooks Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the… — Jen Campbell Book Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: Hi. BOOKSELLER: Hi there, how can I help? CUSTOMER: Could you please explain Kindle to me. BOOKSELLER: Sure. It’s an e-reader,… — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: I’d like to buy this audiobook. BOOKSELLER: Great. CUSTOMER: Only, I don’t really like this narrator. BOOKSELLER: Oh. CUSTOMER: Do you… — Jen Campbell Narrator Copy Share Image
“There are many different types of beginnings. And who’s to say we haven’t imagined our lives up to this point? Who’s to… — Jen Campbell Beginnings Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: OK, so you want this book? THEIR DAUGHTER: Yes! CUSTOMER: Peter Pan ? THEIR DAUGHTER: Yes, please. Because he can fly.… — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“Customer: Do you have any medical textbooks? Bookseller: Sorry, no. They go out of date so quickly we don't stock them, but… — Jen Campbell Book Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: I’d love to write a book. BOOKSELLER: Then you should write one. CUSTOMER: I really don’t have the time. BOOKSELLER: I’m… — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: I’m looking for a biography to read that’s really interesting. Could you recommend one? BOOKSELLER: Sure. What books have you read… — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“I also have to credit Bill Bilby, owner of Chelsea Books, with two other important lessons: first, his shop was always tidy… — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER:"Will you be open so I can buy the new Harry Potter book? BOOKSELLER: Yep, we're having a midnight opening. CUSTOMER: Great!… — Jen Campbell Harry Potter Book Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: You know that film, Coraline? BOOKSELLER: Yes, indeed. CUSTOMER: My daughter loves it. Are they going to make it into a… — Jen Campbell Book Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work. BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels? CUSTOMER (seriously): You… — Jen Campbell Customers Copy Share Image
“Because hearts are meant to be crushed, and you cannot hide them anywhere for love, nor money. Especially not love.” — Jen Campbell Crushed Copy Share Image
“Do you have any old copies of Dickens? Bookseller: We've got a copy of David Copperfield from 1850 for $150. Customer: Why… — Jen Campbell Antique Copy Share Image
“Customer: I'm looking for a book for my son. He's six. Bookseller: How about this one - it's about- Customer: Yeah, whatever,… — Jen Campbell Book Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a… — Jen Campbell Caravan Copy Share Image
“From travelling booksellers and undercover bookshops, to pop-up stalls and community hubs, walking into a good bookshop is like walking into another… — Jen Campbell Bookshops Copy Share Image
“MAN: Do you have black and white film posters? BOOKSELLER: Yes, we do. They’re over here. MAN: Do you have any posters… — Jen Campbell Black and white Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: Do you have a copy of Nineteen Eighty Six? BOOKSELLER: Nineteen Eighty Six? CUSTOMER: Yeah, Orwell. BOOKSELLER: Oh – Nineteen Eighty… — Jen Campbell Orwell Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: Hi, I just wanted to ask: did Anne Frank ever write a sequel? BOOKSELLER: … CUSTOMER: I really enjoyed her first… — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“on the phone Bookseller: Hello Ripping Yarns. Customer: Do you have any mohair wool? Bookseller: Sorry, we're not a yarns shop, we're… — Jen Campbell Change Your Mind Copy Share Image
“WOMAN: Hi, where are your copies of Breaking Dawn? I can't see any on the shelf. BOOKSELLER: Sorry, I think we’ve sold… — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: Do you have any of those books where you can change the names of the main character to the name of… — Jen Campbell Books Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: Which was the first Harry Potter book? BOOKSELLER: The Philosopher’s Stone. CUSTOMER: And the second? BOOKSELLER: The Chamber of Secrets. CUSTOMER:… — Jen Campbell Book Copy Share Image
