Books Quote by Jen Campbell

“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.”

— Jen Campbell

“CUSTOMER: Hi. BOOKSELLER: Hi there, how can I help? CUSTOMER: Could you please explain Kindle to me. BOOKSELLER: Sure. It’s an e-reader, which means…

— Jen Campbell

“Customer: Where are your fictional novels?”

— Jen Campbell

“Sometimes bookselling is the best job in the world, and sometimes it isn’t (as you’ll soon find out). However, one thing is for sure:…

— Jen Campbell

“CUSTOMER: Is your mother around ? BOOKSELLER: ... I run this bookshop. CUSTOMER: Oh. Sorry.”

— Jen Campbell

“Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.”

— Jen Campbell

“CUSTOMER: I’m looking for a biography to read that’s really interesting. Could you recommend one? BOOKSELLER: Sure. What books have you read and liked?…

— Jen Campbell

“There are many different types of beginnings. And who’s to say we haven’t imagined our lives up to this point? Who’s to say we…

— Jen Campbell

“CUSTOMER: I read a book in the sixties. I don’t remember the author, or the title. But it was green, and it made me…

— Jen Campbell

“It makes me sad that grown up books don’t have pictures in them. You’re brought up with them when you’re younger, and then suddenly…

— Jen Campbell

“CUSTOMER: I’d like to buy this audiobook. BOOKSELLER: Great. CUSTOMER: Only, I don’t really like this narrator. BOOKSELLER: Oh. CUSTOMER: Do you have a…

— Jen Campbell

“CUSTOMER: Oh, look, these books are all signed. (Pause) I wonder who signed them ?”

— Jen Campbell