Customers Quote by Jen Campbell

“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so many things…

— Sara Wolf

“Customer: Where are your fictional novels?”

— Jen Campbell

“As usual I was working the graveyard shift—an irony I reveled in—at an emergency call center. What other shift would a vampire feel comfortable…

— Patois

“I’m sure there are people who are content to run errands and report for work on time and wait, with an enlivening eagerness, for…

— Michael Cunningham

“CUSTOMER: I’d love to write a book. BOOKSELLER: Then you should write one. CUSTOMER: I really don’t have the time. BOOKSELLER: I’m sure you…

— Jen Campbell

“I want my books to be the illicit secret pleasure each reader is anxiously anticipating to open and savor.”

— Melinda De Ross

“I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh,…

— Rachel Hawkins

“I just LOVE reading stories about vampires! I can't get enough of them!”

— Nyx

“Get up in the morning on a mission to save prospective clients from the shabby, ill-fitting, overpriced and worthless alternatives that those charlatans -…

— Chris Murray

“What reader or dreamer doesn’t imagine the romantic life of a writer, who lingers between the desk and the fridge in the morning and…

— Rawi Hage

“MEG (to Dante, the vampire):“Vampires aren’t as cool as I expected them to be. In romance novels, vampires are all dark and broody and…

— Sophie Oak

You know, a vampire book is not a book to be the vehicle for big themes and stuff, where sometimes when you're dealing with…

— Christopher Moore