Humor Quote by Jeanette Battista

“I booked a table for two at a five-star restaurant. Rebecca couldn’t make it, because at the last minute I backed out of asking…

— Jarod Kintz

“I however, reacted quickly while also thinking and arched my back just enough to make my B-cup more like a C, so at the…

— Megan Squires

“Oh, Steven. I didn't expect your last-minute business to end so early. Why don't you go hang out with Corrie in the kitchen? She's…

— Chris Keniston

“I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Maybe you aren’t wrong. Maybe she is inside of you. But I don’t think she’s making a racket because she’s trying to get out.…

— Autumn Doughton

“Order for Jarod,” she said as I walked over to pick it up. This was it, this was my moment.
 Rebecca has a smile…

— Jarod Kintz

“Last Minute: I have to buy all my presents at the last minute, she said, or I get too excited & just give them away.”

— Brian Andreas

“The other members of your party got here a few hours ago, but they weren’t sure if you had made it,” she says.”

— Veronica Roth

“You were right when you said I was holding onto April's apron strings even though she was trying to cut them. I've spent so…

— Nicola Sinclair

“As soon as I sat down across from her, she ordered me to put the entire contents of my pants pockets on the table.…

— Haruki Murakami

“You’re…” Kate hesitated. “You know him pretty well for such a short period of time.” “Kate, get over this, will you? I’ve worked with…

— K.F. Breene

Lunch." I said. "Immediately. I'm going to wither away to absolutely nothing. Then you'll be racked with guilt." "I doubt it.

— Maggie Stiefvater