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“Jesse Jackson's in trouble. They're going after this tax thing.…” quote by Jay Leno — Download Open image

“Jesse Jackson's in trouble. They're going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize.”

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