Iowa Quote by Jay Leno

John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would expect to…

— Jay Leno

I don't care where Obama goes. He can go wherever he wants.

— Rush Limbaugh

Real movement in the Kerry campaign now. His poll numbers are moving, donations are moving, endorsements are moving. The only thing not moving is…

— Jay Leno

Over the weekend, John Kerry - the big John Kerry juggernaut moves on - he won primaries in Washington D.C., Nevada and, I think,…

— David Letterman

As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was…

— Craig Kilborn

It doesn't matter to me where Barack Obama goes. If he wants to go to Hawaii because it's his home state, fine! Hunky-dory. Plastic…

— Rush Limbaugh

Kerry is saying that Bush never showed up for his national guard duty ... and now Bush is on the attack. He's accusing John…

— Jay Leno

Don’t know where he’s going but sees where he’s been.

— Shel Silverstein

Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse is not…

— Jimmy Fallon

I'm not worried about where Barack Obama is from. I'm worried about where he's going.

— Bobby Jindal

No president stays in town. They all decamp. They all leave. They go back somewhere. But Obama is gonna stay there, and there's one…

— Rush Limbaugh

John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where…

— Jay Leno