Quote by Jay Leno Download Open image “Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'” — Jay Leno ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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Bill Clinton had to propose to Hillary Rodham several times before she agreed to marry him and move to Arkansas. — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
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I'm sure there has been something ridiculous [to sign], but nothing springs to mind. You have the usual things like breasts and such. — George Wendt Copy Share Image
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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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