Concerts Quote by Jay Leno

Courtney Love is so famous among journalists for her loquaciousness that the joke is that you don't have to worry about questions when you…

— Robert Hilburn

“Hannah looked from Cooper to Kerry, then at both of them, before finally looking at Kerry. “Seriously, marry him before he wises up.” “Hey,”…

— Donna Kauffman

“You’ve stayed true to who you are, never letting anyone believe otherwise or leading anyone on. If you’re happy with your path, continue on…

— Donna Kauffman

In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he…

— Jay Leno

Besides, when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched.…

— Alice Cooper

Courtney Love was loud and hyperfeminine. She was edgy - never androgynous. She was big and took up a lot of space and wore…

— CMAT

“Weddings seem to be something of a spectator sport in these parts.” Grace laughed. “Come to think of it, we have had our share…

— Donna Kauffman

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

— Jay Leno

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

— Craig Kilborn

They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both…

— Al Roker

“Kerry was walking with Jesus now. I could see my mom getting red when he said that, and I started to get a little…

— Gayle Forman

I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said…

— Robbie Williams