Quote by Jay Leno

If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.

— Jay Leno

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…

— Jay Leno

Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

— Jay Leno

There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…

— Jay Leno

“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…

— Jay Leno

Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…

— Jay Leno

American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…

— Jay Leno

I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…

— Jay Leno

Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…

— Jay Leno

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

— Jay Leno

The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…

— Jay Leno

The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…

— Jay Leno