Given Quote by Jay Leno Download Open image “9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control!” — Jay Leno ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Given Given up Giving Giving up Remote control Sex
62% of women check phones during sex. 38% of women are wondering what's wrong with their service. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
61% of graduating teens have had sex, 37% will eventually have sex, and 2% become statisticians. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of… — Xaviera Hollander Copy Share Image
Human beings only use ten percent of their brains. Ten percent! Can you imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1% lie about it. — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. — Sophia Loren Copy Share Image
“Sex is ten percent skill and ninety percent listening. Who’s a better listener than you?” — Sarina Bowen Copy Share Image
Statistics say that 95% of the men masturbate. The rest 5% are liars. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Some 95 percent of all sexual contact still occurs in permanent relationships. That's an impressive number. — Volkmar Sigusch Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I could not limit my values and pursuits to what makes others comfortable. Being possessed by a promise I live without options. I will… — Bill Johnson Copy Share Image
Let me tell you that atheism has never painted a masterpiece. Atheism has never dispelled fear. Atheism has never healed a disease; faith in… — John Hagee Copy Share Image
The old charters of Massachusetts, Virginia, and the Carolinas had given title to strips of territory extending from the Atlantic westward to the Pacific. — Albert Bushnell Hart Copy Share Image
I just think my own ambition would not allow me to sit on the gifts that my creator had given me. And so that's… — Janelle Monae Copy Share Image
Susan B. Anthony must be turning in her grave if she knew that millions of women who have the right to vote are not… — Madeleine M. Kunin Copy Share Image
I'd be more frightened by not using whatever abilities I'd been given. I'd be more frightened by procrastination and laziness. — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
If life were like a competitive race, some people would be given a flying start and others would line up with weights tied to… — Mardy Grothe Copy Share Image
Consideration is the soil in which wisdom may be expected to grow, and strength be given to every up-springing plant of duty. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Music is one of the ways by which you can know everything which is going on in the world. You can feel... through music...… — Nina Simone Copy Share Image
Today, at Harvard, any student with the currently fashionable color of skin is given rights denied to students of the currently unfashionable color. — Al Capp Copy Share Image
Much like teaching art to young art students age 10 to 15 or so on, you have to break it down into bite-sized pieces,… — Kehinde Wiley Copy Share Image