Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked it.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You see, sometimes in life, the best thing for all that ails you has fur and four legs.” — Mark J. Asher Copy Share Image
“If love had four legs and fur, would you try to pet it, chase it, or serve it up as chicken lo mein? My… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The ball of dark fur pressed itself into my chest, and I wished she was my kitten, and knew that she was not.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“hunched, furless cat scatters up a tree with something dead in its jaws. “I’m” — Zoraida Córdova Copy Share Image
“Be careful. You might find more than you bargained for in my larder, little goat.' I open the door of the fridge. The remains… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
“a’ these?” I asked, because I knew I couldn’t do it myself. Penelope smiled and took the dead rabbit without blinking. Other hand asked for my knife. “Maybe you should collect some wood,” she said, soft enough that it didn’t sound like an order but firm enough that I knew she meant it. She went off by the fire while… — Beth Lewis Copy Share
“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I suppose a better sister would have set about weaving him a shirt from nettles and throwing it over his furred-over body so that… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
“I've never understood the appeal of fur nor how it became such a status symbol. "Look at me and my financial ability to wear… — Crystal Cestari Copy Share Image
“Then they all surrounded the poop little animal and pulled out all his fur.” — Yei Theodora Ozaki Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
