Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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