Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be tied to a cape, and then exalted as a superhero. Is that any more absurd than Superman?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”

— Nicole McKay

“I don’t wear a red cape. I can’t scale buildings like a salamander or leap across canyons twenty miles wide. I don’t have a…

— Meggie Royer

I mean, first of all, let me say whichever superhero first came up with the idea of wearing a cape, he wasn't really onto…

— Christian Bale

“Being a superhero is great. Everyone should try it.”

— Kate Bishop

“But when you wear the cape, you do the job.”

— Marion G. Harmon

Not all Superheros wear capes. . .

— Rick Sutter

“I am a superhero! I wear Spandex and I save things. I don’t save people, I save money. My weapon is a hairdryer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes you have to sigh for those moments you forget you are wearing your cape.”

— Love The Stacks Bookstore

“God, did my pussy have special powers? Super-Pussy! I needed a cape or something to go along with my new superhero name. I couldn’t…

— Grace Goodwin

“I would imagine there are days when Superman wakes up, glances at his cape, and wonders when someone will come save him.”

— Tyler Knott Gregson

“So here I am, the one-and-only Amazing Donna, superhero of freaked-out insomnia, and proud owner of a team of unruly stallions. I should totally…

— Jen Violi