Getting laid Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If you have a girlfriend and still can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Do not look for sex, if you are looking for love.”

— Rosso Del Corvo

“You’re getting laid way too much this trip.”

— Bella Jeanisse

“I can see how someone with poor judgment, a little stupid, a little drunk, might find sex for sale hard to resist. Sometimes your…

— Zeb Haradon

“if the sex was too easy to get, it was not that great.”

— Sherry Argov

“Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.”

— Gore Vidal

“The only thing my mother told me about sex was that I was never going to get any.”

— Doug Graham

“if you waited twenty-six years to have sex, you’re probably not going to copulate with a stranger.”

— Shayla Black

“Sex either blows your fucking mind, or it’s not good enough.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Once it arrives, erotic sex cannot be chased or grasped at, for it shows itself when you’re not looking.”

— Alexandra Katehakis

“That having sex with someone you do not care for feels lonelier than not having sex in the first place, afterward.”

— David Foster Wallace

“Honey, you need to get laid.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon