Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My teeth are filthy, so to impress my dentist I compensate by wearing too much cologne.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I get the impression that people who wear too much cologne are hiding something. People who wear clothes are hiding something too.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I could smell an arrogance, it was my cheap fragrance.” — Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident Copy Share Image
“I make my own cologne. It’s called “Sweat,” and it’s hard work making it. But I can tell people love it, because they’re so… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Women waste so much time wearing no perfume. As for me, in every step that I have taken in life, I have been accompanied… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I wish I could say I’m low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life…like a toothbrush.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“If everything in life could be as utterly lovely as newly washed hand towels and daintily perfumed soaps.” — Jennifer Beckstrand Copy Share Image
“They reek of thirst and desperation, and just like garlic and onions; it’s a perfume no woman should ever wear.” — D.A. Young Copy Share Image
“packet of new toothbrushes because there’s the familiar sound of him brushing his teeth. He taps it on the side of the porcelain when… — Deborah Reed Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
