Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My fake mullet wig turns women on. Probably.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“It is impossible to be angry for very long with a man who wears a wig.” — Auberon Waugh Copy Share Image
“Then she said, with mock horror, "She's going to bring some of her old wigs, if you can believe it." She rubbed her bare… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“I thought I ran over a politician’s dog, but when I discovered it was his wig, I was disappointed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You said you wanted to see me in this dress,” she said a bit hoarsely. “I hadn’t realized the effect would be so …”… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“The dress bunched up like loose skin round her neck. It wouldn't behave, wouldn't act as if it was really hers. Wearing it was… — Maggie O'Farrell Copy Share Image
“You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“In the cafe there was a lot of stylized cattiness, but this was never unkindly meant. Nothing at all was meant by it. It… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
“would be if you weren’t wearing your hair in a girly little ponytail,” I say, reaching for the ends of his white hair. He catches my hand. “It’s not good manners to taunt a fairy. We have notoriously thin skin.” Despite the threat, his eyes spark with excitement. “I’m sorry,” I say, “your ponytail is very masculine. I feel like… — Laura Thalassa Copy Share
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
