Michael Phelps Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If I ever meet Michael Phelps, I’m going to tell him that I am that Michael Phelps of random thoughts. Then I’ll challenge him…

— Jarod Kintz

“Most of the time, I feel like Phelps. At least when I’m not winning Olympic gold medals, which is an all the time thing…

— Jarod Kintz

“I lose keys because I never put any real effort into holding on to them, but I’ve spent most of my life trying to…

— Bethany Turner

“I managed to beat Michael Phelps’ 400 meter IM time. And not only did I beat his time, but I did it in exactly 200 meters.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I can’t swim, because despite my love being shaped like Michael Phelps, it’s so heavy it’s like an anti flotation device. If I can…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m a four-time Pulitzer Prize winning admirer. I’m also a 16-time Olympic medalist observer (I saw Michael Phelps on TV).”

— Jarod Kintz

"What kind of world do we live in? Why are we applauding this guy's abs?" I mean, no offense to Michael Phelps. We like…

— Mark Haskell Smith

“it seem like he was training for the Olympics and I was the gold medal. No one had ever acted like I was the…

— Anna Quindlen

“The man can kiss like it's an Olympic event and he's going for the gold.”

— Sherryl Woods

“He will not admit anything, and down faces everybody. If he can't out-argue them he bullies them, and then takes their silence for agreement…

— Bram Stoker

“I can't help but stare at his swollen eye and bruised jaw. He looks like the god of war, damaged and scarred, but still…

— Ally Carter

“He has a point there, that’s harsh. Unfortunately, they never gave him a medal for it and as a result he brings it up…

— David Sedaris