Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If you won’t turn your back to face me, then I won’t even bother stabbing you.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Don't worry. If I'm going to kill someone, I will just stab them instead of going in such a roundabout way like in Case… — Kirian Camellia Pileta Monier Copy Share Image
“Stabbing someone from the front is far more difficult than stabbing them in the back.” — Jamie Wyman Copy Share Image
“Either you’re with me or you’re against me. I can’t afford to be looking over my shoulder all the time waiting for you to… — Kyra Dune Copy Share Image
“I never said I would be helpful. I said I would ask permission before stabbing you.” — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
“She wasn't the type to stab you in the back. She stabbed you right there in the front so you could watch all the… — Jill Mansell Copy Share Image
“Just because you're thinking about stabbing somebody doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it.” — Chris F. Holm Copy Share Image
“Ugh, I swear I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a spoon repeatedly than be nice to some idiot, which means pretty much… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
