Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If my clone weren’t dead, or rather not in nonexistence, he would have probably killed me by now.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own clone.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all my clones have alibis.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to see a group of people get killed. Particularly if those people are all my clones.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’ve lost many things, and many people, but thankfully I haven’t lost my life, or any of my clones.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We’re all trying to come to terms with our mortality. Well, except for me, because I plan to live forever through the miracle of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bother my clone? And if you do… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If somebody wanted me dead, I’d try to convince them to wait 25 years, for technology to arrive, so they can go kill my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“And, they would still be alive today...If they hadn't died, that is” — Rotraut Susanne Berner Copy Share Image
“If you can't take care of me while I'm alive, you have made me dead anyway.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image