Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I wonder if Seal got his name because it looks like his face was mauled by a Great White shark?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I feel him shrug. "Can a bleeding seal hide from a shark?”

— RaeLynn Fry

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a man-eating man, though to be fair I thought…

— Jarod Kintz

“In my dream I was a seal, and I made love to a seagull. Then I got eaten by a shark, because that’s just…

— Jarod Kintz

“I am a shark. A shark who dreamed he was a man.”

— Rick Yancey

“Sharks are the lions of the sea.They glamorize the oceanic glory.”

— Munia Khan

“I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them who bankrupt…

— Chelsea M. Campbell

“Fear If the diver always thought of the shark, he would never lay hands on the pearl. SA’DI”

— A.C. Grayling

“If you swim with sharks, make sure you have the appetite of a whale.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!”

— Scott Lynch

“I welcomed the circling sharks but they avoided me as if knowing I preferred their teeth to the chains around my neck my waist…

— Toni Morrison

Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK…

— Jack Handey