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“I wish I had five wives, one for each day of the workweek. This would leave me the weekends to enjoy time with my two mistresses.” quote by Jarod Kintz
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““I wish I had five wives, one for each day of the workweek. This would leave me the weekends to enjoy time with my two mistresses.””

Jarod Kintz

About This Quote

Source Quote: Personal anecdote

Humorous fantasy of having a wife each weekday to free weekends for mistresses.

In simple terms: Jokingly suggests juggling relationships for personal freedom.

Key Takeaway

Consider the consequences of such arrangements.

Themes

humor relationships freedom fantasy

Mood

playful ironic

Type

satirical humorous

When to use this quote

  • dating life
  • weekend planning
  • personal ethics
  • social norms

Key Concepts

polyamory time management

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is it realistic to compartmentalize love?
  • What values guide your relationship choices?
A Different Perspective

Such a lifestyle may cause emotional harm and conflict.

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