“I wish I had five wives, one for each day of the workweek. This would leave me the weekends to enjoy time with my two mistresses.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
He's the president of the United States. He's got to work 14 to 16 hours a day, run foreign and domestic policy. If he's got time for mistresses after all that, what the hell difference does it make? — Pierre Salinger Copy Share Image
