Time Quote by Jarod Kintz

There's something bizarrely funny about a guy who doesn't realise he's, in essence, a dog chasing his own tail.

— Brad Anderson

I myself often feel that I have a tail in my pants. And I can see that many people do it as well, I…

— Ivan Tverdovsky

“If we had tails, I think most of us would spend all day chasing them and trying to bite them off.”

— Stephen King

“Retaliation is a dog chasing its tail”

— Libba Bray

“Real dogs don't need tails. That's what Maverick and Ginger told their precious baby, Sagebrush, when she was born without a tail.”

— Joni Franks

I have always tried to bust my tail.

— Cordarrelle Patterson

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

— Max Eastman

“Stop whining; you're eighteen years old and you keep acting like a puppy. Throgh my complaint carried a teasing note, the irriated eddge behind…

— Andrea Cremer

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous”

— Callie Smith Grant

“If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry others will…!”

— James A. Murphy

It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.

— Anonymous

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

— Virginia Graham