Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I made out like a bandit. Not that I’ve ever made out with a bandit.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better to sneak out.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I couldn't make out if she was truly so confident or really just good at pretending. I've never met someone so talented at making… — Jody Lynn Anderson Copy Share Image
“If he came back in and ventured just a step too close to me, I would do it. I had been tempered in a… — Rosie Pugh Copy Share Image
“I once tried out for the Girl Scouts. I only went to one meeting. I ate all their cookies and then left.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Prospect smiled. “Outlaw said if you didn’t beat anybody yet you’re probably gonna need me to suck you off. So, here I am.” — James Cox Copy Share Image
“I mean, I wanted to shove a pocket knife into each of his tires within the first fifteen minutes of meeting him.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Every time I see a train, I think of robbing it. Like a Wild West cowboy, I’m out to steal and collect graffiti.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“ “I am running back my tent to get my sub-machinegun. There are too many Noggies to kill using a pistol!” He then ran… — Michael G. Kramer Copy Share Image
“You mean you prostituted yourself out to the masses? To draw them away? That was sweet.” — Nichole Chase Copy Share Image
“I wasn't going out easy. I was the gangsta bitch frrom Long Beach. The Rivera Rebel who never lost a fight.” — Jenni Rivera Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
