Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“You don't know how loud the silence is or how deeply it cuts.”

— Lorraine Heath

“You two are making me feel like I need to wear a condom over my head so I can't get pregnant from just listening…

— Christine Zolendz

“Even with the condom on, I can still feel the piercing enough. And I love it. In fact, I’m ruined. I’ll never want another…

— C.M. Owens

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Apparently my inner self is mute.”

— Kim Harrington

“...there was no fucking chance I was going to hang out with Jennifer doing scrapbooking. I couldn't trust her with scissors for one thing.”

— Morgan Parker

“That moment when you buy scissors and then you try to open them but you can`t because you DON`T HAVE SCISSORS”

— Taylor Swift

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

— Booth

“I looked and listened, but the only sounds were my soft, quick breaths and the faint plop-plop-plop of blood dripping off the end of…

— Jennifer Estep

“It was silent, but a silent that was so loud I wanted to cover my ears.”

— Nicole Williams

“It was very bad for me that my deafness happened at around the same time as I discovered my clitoris.”

— Jeanette Winterson