Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’m not a consumer, because consumers are consumed with shopping. No, I prefer shoplifting.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Consumers are not loyal to cheap commodities. They crave the unique, the remarkable, and the human.” — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
“Consumerism is the one thing that gives us our sense of values. Consumerism is honest, and teaches us that everything good has a barcode.” — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“We’re taught we can pay for everything we need. Our very lives can be purchased, and by extension, we can buy the rights to… — Elizabeth Willard Thames Copy Share Image
“There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We cannot buy what we need for an ideal life in stores, so we have become habitual shoppers who come up short again and… — Dave Bruno Copy Share Image
“I am a great customer. I’m not a loyal customer, but that’s what makes me great—my willingness to shop other brands for better buys.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Everybody steals in commerce and industry. I've stolen a lot myself. But I know how to steal” — Thomas Edison Copy Share Image
“Let's remember you can still go shopping without buying, because where buying is a matter of need, shopping is a question of want.” — Robert Rowland Smith Copy Share Image
“Have you noticed that some people don't give A damn and just keep on shopping?” — Benjamin Alire Sáenz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image