Court Quote by Mark Lanegan

I've been in jail a couple times. I've been caught shoplifting.

— Diplo

I have not been in Washington very long, but I've been there long enough to be shocked by how antiquated some of our laws…

— Kirsten Gillibrand

When I was in the U.S., I was caught by the cops for speeding and charged a fine of 200 dollars. I didn't have…

— Karthi

I have been in Washington for a while now, and most things don't surprise me. The fact that twenty 6-year-olds were gunned down in…

— Barack Obama

I've been to Washington many times over the years for stories, and it always seems remarkably the same. More the same than the rest…

— Dave Barry

I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles.

— Sebastian Bach

I got caught stealing when I was a kid from the local bodega right across the street from where we lived. I tried to…

— Marlon Wayans

I got caught shoplifting, which is not good. I was stealing for this boy that I went with at the time, and I ended…

— Dreezy

I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!

— Pat Oliphant

My dad had a retail business in Leavenworth, Kansas, and there's a whole bunch of prisons there, so it was a backdrop of my…

— Eric Stonestreet

Washington's a dangerous place.

— Jack Abramoff

I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops.

— Tim Meadows