“The afternoon my parents died, I was out shoplifting with Irene Klauson.” — Emily M. Danforth Copy Share Image
“I’m not a consumer, because consumers are consumed with shopping. No, I prefer shoplifting.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The baloney weighed the raven down, and the shopkeeper almost caught him as he whisked out the delicatessen door.” — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I think almost all manic depressives exhibit some kind of criminal behaviour, even if it's something as minimal as shoplifting, but then… — Andy Behrman Copy Share Image
“I recorded the ding-dong sound that shoplifting sensors at the doors of Wal-Mart make. Now I just stand at the exit and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I definitely would say, by sixth grade, I was a professional shoplifter - and not because I wanted to. I'm not going… — Lolo Jones Copy Share Image
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. — Rebecca Miller Copy Share Image
“unconscionable–eating the food in a supermarket was simply theft, and could be distinguished from shoplifting only by virtue of the nature of… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
I got caught shoplifting, which is not good. I was stealing for this boy that I went with at the time, and… — Dreezy Copy Share Image
Mom told us we would have to go shoplifting. Isn't that a sin?" I asked Mom. Not exactly," Mom said. "God doesn't… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
I feel moderately bad about this whole thing. On the one hand, I am providing myself with urgently required survival skills. Other… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I got caught shoplifting by a store security guard in Ellensburg. The next time I saw that… — Mark Lanegan Copy Share Image
“[Mom] said she didn't want her youngest daughter dressed in the thrift-store clothes the rest of us wore. Mom told us we… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
I used to love to go to the movies - I'd see two in a row. A few times I even snuck… — Danica McKellar Copy Share Image
“Nobody from the Amazing Kingdom bothered to check with previous employers, such as the New York City Police Department, to inquire about… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
“Why the hell would I get arrested for shoplifting?” August pointed to Keegan's cock poking out of the slit of his boxers.… — Adrienne Wilder Copy Share Image
“Ophelia was surprised by how easily she lied. She had two stolen keys in her pocket, and the lies were sliding off… — Karen Foxlee Copy Share Image
I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested - a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your… — James Franco Copy Share Image
![“[Mom] said she didn't want her youngest daughter dressed in the thrift-store clothes the rest of us wore. Mom told us we would have to go shoplifting. "Isn't that a sin?" I asked Mom. "Not exactly," Mom said. "God doesn't mind you bending the rules a little if you have good reason. It's sort of…” quote by Jeannette Walls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c7d/jeannette-walls-1378_absurdity_mom-said-she-didn-t-want-her-youngest-da_2171247.jpg)
![“Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison].” quote by Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a35/victoria-wood-16625_bits_of-course-i-don-t-want-to-go-to-a-cockta_2923196.jpg)
