Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I like using scented markers. Especially when I’m trying to color the inside of my nostrils.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle.” — Kenny D. Eichenberg Copy Share Image
“I don't like musty smells. I much prefer less definitive fragrances, like the scent of maybe.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Until you write what is detectable but dislodges you. Like the smell of cinnamon.” — Durga Chew-Bose Copy Share Image
“I held it close to my face and smelled the ink. I have always loved the smell of ink in a new book.” — Chaim Potok Copy Share Image
“I love the smell of cleanliness. That’s what the inside of my nostrils smell like, naturally.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“An astonishing, curdled smell that had subtle layers of foulness for the nose to explore.” — Andrew Michael Hurley Copy Share Image
“Every now and then the breeze carries a distinct hint of eau de sheep." "Really?" Annabelle sniffed experimentally. "I don't smell a thing." "That's… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“My nostrils smell, but not to you. Oh, they have no odor, unless you count the scent of nostalgia, which is what they always… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image