Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I knew I loved that quirky mermaid before I ever dated her, and I don't want any more time to come between us.” — Carla Reighard Copy Share Image
“I thought a mermaid lived in my shower drain, and I used to call her Sarah and talk to her.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“Being a mermaid might seem like all fun and games, but it was a job like any other.” — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“I think of Ariel, my local neighborhood mermaid, how she only had twenty-four hours to turn her life around...” — Shannon Celebi Copy Share Image
“Once, long ago, I heard the mermaids singing, but I do not think they will sing to me now.” — Toby R. Beeny Copy Share Image
You came back fighting and furious at me. You told me you'd been looking for mermaids, and I interrupted you. [...] I said that… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“…her fluorescent pink vibrator sailed through the air to land with a splash in the goldfish bowl sitting on the bench at the end… — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
“Then, quick, he flips the fish out onto the bank. It flops and gasps for air, its body slick. We all watch the fish… — Ally Condie Copy Share Image
“I began to swim, an armless silver mermaid, using only my hips to generate motion, until finally my ass scraped against the lake's mucky… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image