Quote by Jarod Kintz

“He poisoned cats when he was little. He liked to watch them die.”

— Lauren Oliver

“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.”

— Darynda Jones

“I walked beside the woman I had killed last week and tried to hold up my end of a conversation about cats. There”

— Richard K. Morgan

“If you ever come home with fleas, I'm dumping you.”

— Kelly Meding

“Two of them drifted over to intercept me with the easy calm of big cats that have been fed recently.”

— Richard K. Morgan

“If it was going to kill me or carry me off, I thought it would have done so already. But it just sat there,…

— H.M. Ward

“That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dressed up in…

— J.D. Salinger

“They say curiosity killed the cat but I am unconcerned. I am smarter, though slightly less evil, than any cat.”

— Eliza Crewe

“I know that you are a mere flea! I know that you need only be squashed to be done away with! I know that…

— Marv Wolfman

“He opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere. I DON'T HOLD…

— Terry Pratchett

“It is not the way of cats to interfere with fate.”

— Erin Morgenstern

“And he said... ...when fleas jump ship, be careful of where the birds nest.”

— Anthony T. Hincks