Around the world Quote by Jarod Kintz

““I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But so what? Bernanke’s belt does that every day.””

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“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”

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“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”

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