“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But so what? Bernanke’s belt does that every… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I love it when I stretch after I wake up and it feels like all of my stretches of the world combined. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The point, dear Davis, is that sometimes what you want is nothing more than to put your name beside someone else's, someone… — Helen Humphreys Copy Share Image
