Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I get Gulliver’s Travels and Thousand Island dressing mixed up.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to Island Number 1001.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Splendid! As I was saying then, Cécile, what became of your clothing? Or is this the latest fashion on the Isle, and I am merely behind the times?” I scowled at him. “I was deprived of my dress.” “Really?” One eyebrow rose. “That sounds most salacious – perhaps you’ll regale us with the details later?” “Perhaps not.” I crossed my… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share
“I am confused at the idea of dressing for someone else. It makes little sense to me.” — Laura James Copy Share Image
“Books don't repeat the same words over and over. The Gulliver's Travels whose whimsey amused you at twelve is not the Gulliver's Travels whose… — James K. Morrow Copy Share Image
“Then, seemingly from out of nowhere, appeared sea gulls… forming a welcoming committee for an island I hadn’t the slightest desire to visit.” — William Waterman Sherman Copy Share Image
“It's just a dress. But you? You're beautiful. Dressed up, dressed down, not dressed at all. You're beautiful every way you come... especially when… — J.M. Darhower Copy Share Image
“in his sledge. The girl was wearing her finest gown and wrapped in” — Katherine Arden Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
