Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I eat bar soap raw, because if you try cooking it, it disappears. The soap turns into soup.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I grabbed the soap firmly in my hand and raised it high (prepared to wash my assailant to death if necessary) [...]” — Raymonde C. Green Copy Share Image
“I like the smell of my Grandma's soap - I used to sit in the bath and eat it.” — Carl Barât Copy Share Image
“Honey, he looks slippery as soap." And then adds, "A girl could lather up in soap like that.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“She [Angie] looked at the plate he’d set down. “You’re not hungry?” “I’m starving. Hungrier than I’ve ever been in my entire life.” He’d… — J.L. Saint Copy Share Image
“But since soup mainly involves tossing everything in a pot and waiting, it's one of my better dishes.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image