Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was the only one who was naked.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I didn't actally sleep naked. Not unless he was there to put me to bed that way.” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“I sleep naked, by the way. You should try it. If you haven’t slept naked, you haven’t lived. But that’s beside the point.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I went to a nude beach. No naked people were around, but there was plenty of exposed flesh in the teeth of the sharks.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m glad I don’t have any foreskin, because at a nude beach I’d feel overdressed. (It’d be the only time I could feel overdressed… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked.” — Warren E. Buffett Copy Share Image
“My nakedness is strange to me already. My body seems outdated. Did I really wear bathing suits, at the beach? I did, without thought,… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Did I really wear bathing suits, at the beach? I did, without thought, among men, without caring that my legs, my arms, my thighs… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be a slob… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
