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Naked Quotes by Janet Evanovich

9 Naked quotes by Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich’s nine quick lines combine humor with frankness, giving you a light‑hearted yet sincere snapshot of unvarnished moments.

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Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't…

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“changed back into my comfy T-shirt advertising beer, crawled into bed, and switched the light off. I woke up at sunrise with…

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If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said.…

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Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle…

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“Every time I get social with you I end up all by myself, naked, in the middle of the street.” I rolled…

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He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were…

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Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do.…

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“I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be…

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“Kate knocked on his door and sucked in some air when he opened the door fresh from a shower. His hair was…

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“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your…

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You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding…

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Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords…

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“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the…

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I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

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Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car…

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“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.”

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I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up…

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You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

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Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel…

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I made a choice that I was not going to be a pretentious writer.

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“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.”

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I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a…

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“I hate shopping for clothes," Kate said. "I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear." "Shopping can…

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“I’m told there’s a paint specialist in Denver who does wonderful work,” Judy said. “I’ve started a GoFundMe page for Mr. Murphy.” “That’s a…

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