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“Every time I get social with you I end up all by myself, naked, in the middle of the street.” I rolled my eyes. “That only happened once…and you weren’t naked. You were wearing socks and a shirt.” “I was speaking figuratively. If you want to get specific, what about the time you locked me in a…” quote by Janet Evanovich
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““Every time I get social with you I end up all by myself, naked, in the middle of the street.” I rolled my eyes. “That only happened once…and you weren’t naked. You were wearing socks and a shirt.” “I was speaking figuratively. If you want to get specific, what about the time you locked me in a freezer truck with three corpses? What about the time you ran over me with the Buick?” I threw my hands into the air. “Oh sure, bring up the Buick.””

Janet Evanovich

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Heist by Janet Evanovich, 2015

A character recounts absurd, dangerous encounters, mixing dark humor with hyperbole.

In simple terms: They describe crazy, risky experiences.

Key Takeaway

Recognize humor in extreme situations.

Themes

danger dark humor exaggeration

Mood

sarcastic witty

Type

narrative character voice

When to use this quote

  • crime scenes
  • high‑stakes confrontations
  • storytelling

Key Concepts

risk survival absurdity

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does humor reveal about coping?
  • When is exaggeration harmful?
A Different Perspective

Exaggeration may downplay real trauma.

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