Saying hi Quote by Jarod Kintz

“There have been so many times I felt like I've ended the conversation lately I've decided that if I had a Wu Tang name…

— Kirk Curnutt

“His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “Not with your mouth open!”

— Jarod Kintz

“We spoke in Chinese, but when he was surprised, he’d say, “Oh, my Lady Gaga!,” an English expression he’d picked up at school.”

— Evan Osnos

“I had Japanese once. A business man I had run into in New York ... but that's not what he meant.”

— L.M. DeWalt

“have liked for him to say my name again, though. You know how it is when someone says your name really well, like it…

— Helen Oyeyemi

“I have no idea what to say next. I don't speak Japanese, I don't know anything about Japanese business or Japanese culture. Apart from…

— Sophie Kinsella

“That's Chinese, not Japanese”

— Lauren Myracle

“He had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and an erection the size of a baby…

— Jarod Kintz

“Kody “You know the Chinese have a curse.” Nick “And that is?” Kody “May you live an interesting life.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I’ll fuck you hard, make you scream my name in languages you didn’t even know existed.”

— M.J. Fields

“Asian men could be socially inept and incompetent and ridiculous, like a Long Duk Dong, or at best unthreatening and slightly buffoonish, like a…

— Celeste Ng

“Asian girls? Really? Could you be anymore stereotypically male?”

— Larry Gent