Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I can run 50 yards faster than I can mow them.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The only time I can throw 80 yards is when my football-shaped alarm clock goes off in the morning.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If you want to see how fast I run, just give me a football helmet and notice how my helmet collects bug carcasses like… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 yards.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“ran as fast as I could, and they chased after me trying to bite my butt. They ripped my pants!” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“I want your womanizing mama’s-boy football-player butt all to myself and if I catch you with any Twinkies or beautify queens or anyone else,… — K.A. Tucker Copy Share Image
“I just don’t think I’m built for running fifty miles,” I said. “Everyone is built for running,” he said.” — Christopher McDougall Copy Share Image
“If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens” — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“Always be careful of where you run to. When the going gets tough, take it easy and slow down, else you venture into the… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“But some things you can't outrun, no matter how fast you move your legs.” — Kimberly McCreight Copy Share Image
“It is not how fast or how far, but how often you run that makes you a real runner.” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
